Улыбнуло, ибо сурово. Особенно про Арчи и Руби (seriously?)


damelola:


Rumbelle: Creepy, kidnapping, curing evil by magic vagina, consent issues up the wazoo, age gap, that whole ‘him being the root of all evil’ thing. Tricky. Also, only been in two episodes.

Snowing: Well, WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES. They haven’t done anything new to this pairing but introduce curse-based adultery that the entire fandom hated.

Graham/Emma: Three flirtations and two kisses (one non-consensual). He was dead after seven episodes

Regina/Graham: Consent issues up the wazoo. Two episodes, only one with actual action. Then he told her he didn’t feel anything and dumped her ass before she killed him.

Kathryn/David: an actual non-relationship based on nothing more than magical curse fumes.

August/Emma: Basically a sibling who abandoned her. Also, he is a puppet. And so deathly boring I actually couldn’t remember their scenes without quickly rewatching. Their interactions consist of: lying, creepy non-dates and screaming in the woods. Oh, and she watches him turn back into a puppet.

Regina/David: One thwarted kiss, one meal and a deleted scene of suggestive hand contact.

Regina/Daniel: More of a metaphor than a character, dead after 2/3 of an episode. Sweet as sugar, certainly, but we all know that no character in love with Noah Bean is going to get anywhere. (Hi, Damages, where’s my bookend?)

Emma/Jefferson: Kidnapping. Drugging. Consent issues up the wazoo. Serious mutual assault. Let’s be honest, most of that tension was because the actors wanted to bang each other, which thankfully worked out for them so far.

Regina/Jefferson: Mutual loathing, hot chemistry, but all the talk of abandoning family etc makes it possible they’re related and nobody remembered to tell Sebastian’s eyes or Lana’s boobs.

Red/Peter: she ate him. I mean, I could elaborate here but: She. Ate. Him.

Archie/Ruby: Okay, what even? There are leagues for a reason. And I know Americans don’t do leagues like we do, but trust me when I tell you that Ruby is Premier League, and Archie is more Conference, yannowhaddimean?

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